All about cats

What does it mean to see a black cat

It is a sign of good fortune.

Why is the dog always barking?

Because it doesn't have a cat.

Why is the cat always crying?

Because there's no dog.

Why do you have to wait for the light to turn green?

Because the cat can't hold on that long.

Why are cats always on top?

So they can bark at the birds.

Why do cats have nine lives?

Because she doesn't use them.

Why did the cat cross the road?

To have a widdle.

What does it mean if a cat has diarrhoea?

It's having a widdle.

What do you call a cat that doesn't purr?

A kitty-witty.

What's black and white and red all over?

A cat that's just been run over.

Why did the cat run away?

Because he was scared of the men with the guns.

Because it was going home.

What did you do with the cat in the hat?

I put it on the roof.

Why did the cat go to the vet?

Because she was sick of nipping people.

For a tickle.

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They found that when you put a cat in an unfamiliar room it does not look for reassurance from its owner or seem to miss them if they are absent. There’s one potential explanation for this, it strikes me: cats, unlike children and dogs (idiots), are territorial – put them in a strange room and they will be too busy... Read more

Cats use the voice to show their emotions. They can have a long conversation with you or just pitch the meow to attract your attention. B _ _ purring is a sign ofits happiness and approval. Have you ever noticed the position of your cat's ears and eye staring? Forward ears and eyes dilation is a sign of a cheerful cat. But remember that each cat is individual and C _ its habits. Read more

It takes most cats eight to 12 months to develop a friendship with a new cat. Although some cats certainly become close friends, others never do. Many cats who don’t become buddies learn to avoid each other, but some cats fight when introduced and continue to do so until one of the cats must be re-homed. Read more

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