All about cats

What do you give a cat for a cold

Oxygen.

What do you call a horse with no legs?

A stall-mate.

What did the four-eyed fish say when it met another four-eyed fish?

Great balls of fire!

Why do cats have nine lives?

Because they don’t know when they’ve had enough.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a vacuum cleaner?

Cats who clean their own hair.

How did the cat get into the refrigerator?

He was left in.

Why did the cat cross the road?

To get to the donut shop.

How do you make a cat do a sit-up?

You don’t.

What do you call a cat with no legs?

A couch-potato.

Why do cats always land on their feet?

Because they spend all their lives jumping out of trees.

How do you get a cat to sit up?

You don’t. They sit up in front of the TV.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a laser?

Laser cats.

What do you call a cat with a boat?

Docked.

To get to the truck stop.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a calculator?

Calculable cats.

What do you get when you cross a cat with an alligator?

Two cats and a crocodile.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a toaster?

Hot toast!

What do you call a cat in the ocean?

A swimmer.

What do you call a cat that is afraid of water?

A wet cat.

What did the cat say to the butcher?

I want a leg.

A cat.

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