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What cat walks on two legs

” is the first line of the script.

The second line of the script is: “Look at me, I’m a neurosurgeon!”

Before I begin the performance, I have only one goal: to “make the audience laugh.” That’s it.

You and I have to remember that’s all we need to do.


I don’t have to be funny. I don’t have to be clever. I don’t have to sell my jokes. I don’t have to make up any lines. I just have to make the audience laugh.

If the audience laughs, I’ve done my job.

I’ve made the audience feel good.

And that’s all I want to do.

I may try to “sell” the audience on the performance by using my “charisma” or “personality” or “sense of humor,” but that’s not my job. My job is to entertain.

I think that’s what’s often missing in “comedy” today.

People are too concerned with “selling” their “comedy” to make the audience laugh.

It’s all about the “selling.”

When the audience members leave the theatre, they’re not thinking about how funny I was. They’re thinking about how I “sold” them on the performance.

They’re asking themselves, “Did he make me laugh?”

“Did he make me feel good?”

“Did he make me think?”

That’s it.

That’s all they want.

If I can make them feel good, think, or laugh, I’ve done my job.

Now it’s your turn.

Write a short play with one line in it.

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